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facebook is like boys, once you understand them, they change. |
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Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH |
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"Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single" |
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Saying "ew" when you hear the name of someone you don't like |
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my life is filled with ups and downs. but it's always better when you're around. ♥ |
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The World Sucks, So You Might As Well Find Something to Smile About. |
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please, take them off. |
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Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "it's better than yours" (...)
Old English: Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolks to mine yard and lo they reply, "'Tis better than thine..." Verily, 'tis better than thine! I could apprentice thee, but I would levy a fee t
Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.
Limerick: Through stereophonic tubes Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
it's really all about her boobs
Haiku: Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses ... |
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twinkle, twinkle, little slut. no one wants to see your butt. wear some jeans, not some short skirt. you date, and yet, you're still a flirt. twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than the dollar store.... |
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BoyfriEND, GirlfriEND, FriEND they all end, but not FamILY it ends with an i love you ... |
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Dear Google , can you please let me finish my sentences before you start guessing?? ... |
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A bestfriend should,
love you like a mother,
protect you like a father
talk to you like a sister,
and fight with you like a brother.... |
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Twinkle Twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey Bitch!... |
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I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don't worry.
I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. ... |
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Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, your nothing but a dirty hoe. You think you're cute, you think you're classy, but bitch you just nasty ... |
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Im Not Fat, Im Just So Sexy It Overflows ;)... |
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THE SYNDICATE PROJECT =D... |
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Person A: Is it just me or do you smell upsexy when your at school? Person B: What's upsexy? Person A: Nothing much, you?... |
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Hi, im a boy. Here's how it goes.Im gonna flirt with you, then diss you, ill send you mixed messages,hit on your friends, lie to you, then i will lead you on, so you fall for me, ill make you happy for a night, but tommorow, ill completely ignore you, you'll be the one, when i need a friend, a confidence boost, you know what the best part is? you cant do anything about it, because you love me, and you dont want to lose me. Ha. ... |
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Reginae Carter & Lourdes Rodriguez... |
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